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                 |  |  | The Trouble with Poets |  |   
                |  |  | So after 
                          I had read my poems, the man who'd promised two hundred dollars
 "payable the night of the Poetry Reading"
 gave me this soft-shoe song-and-dance shuffle
 about hard times in Poetryville and a guy
 named Dwight who'd split for DC
 on short notice and the short of it was
 I only got eighty-five bucks.
 
 If you owe the bank two hundred dollars
 and you only pay them eighty-five,
 two guys in trench coats and dark glasses
 come and take your car away.
 
 But I'm not the bank,
 and this was only a bar in South Philadelphia.
 
 I was just about to go away angry
 when a man at the bar called me over.
 "Hey, listen, Mac," he said, "People 
                          get
 messed with and short-changed and fucked over,
 glad-handed, back-handed, brass-knuckled,
 bludgeoned, bullied, beat up and knocked down
 day in and day out all over the world.
 That's life, Mac. That's the trouble
 with poets: you guys refuse
 to accept it."
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                |  |  | Copyright © 1993 by W. D. Ehrhart The Distance We Travel, Adastra Press, 1993
 This poem currently appears in  Thank You For Your Service: Collected Poems,  McFarland & Company, 2019
 
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